Hello World.

Time for my awkward introduction blog explaining the basic template of what this blog is gonna be all about: "blah blah blah, feelings, holy shit, wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, rant, rant, pun, sarcasm, rant," Good, now that the technical stuff is outta the way, I don't really care who reads this, because this is pretty much for getting stuff off of my chest, and outta my head. So basically, it's a blog. Cool story, Matthew. But, fellow people out there reading this, I appreciate you stopping by, and please don't mind my long pedagogical harangues I often find myself littering my... manuscripts with. They're here for your enjoyment, and my ritualistic penchant for distracting myself from anything I need to be distracted from. Also, I'm a poseur because my title is obviously lyrics from Lawrence Arms, but man... it's just so hard to think of titles for things. I'll probably end up naming my kids numbers, just because I don't wanna be pressured to think of a name that will suck, and they'll end up resenting me the rest of their lives. Boy I'm gonna make a great father.